The world is a pretty strange place. Just in the past week, Switzerland introduced “sex boxes:” legal prostitution drive-ins that put our fast food drive-thru technology to shame. In Australia, Reverard Fred Niles – one of their top anti-porn legislators, who claimed to have never seen pornography – had some explaining to do when it was revealed his office had accessed over 200,000 porn sites. And in Russia, the 8th annual Bubble Baba Challenge took place, which saw 500 people racing down a river riding inflatable sex dolls. Hey, it’s still more of a sport than NASCAR.
So what better way to honor our foreign friends by this week’s Obscure Sex Act: Invading Poland. It’s not only a salute to our crazy neighbors, but to the 40’s as well, where life was a little slower, sexism was cool, and porn was only available in the lingerie sections of department store magazines. Good times.
Obscure Sexual Act: Invading Poland
Urban Dictionary Defines it As: “A sexual act, where a man gets a running start (preferable 10-15 yards in advance), and dives onto his woman partner, hoping to land in her taco..Invading Poland is usually a mutual activity but don’t be afraid to pursue an ambush. ”
Creativity: A little history here: the original Polish Invasion was pretty damn easy, as far as country invasions go. And according to knowledge I just learned on Wikipedia, the original Polish Invasion was actually conducted by two countries, Germany and the Soviet Union. History FAIL. Although some points are deserved for a creative act that doesn’t involve bodily functions. VERDICT: 2 girls
Sexual Appeal: No academic studies have been conducted yet on the success rate of a bulls-eye. As a man who takes six or seven tries to find the right spot when he’s fifteen beers deep, I’d say slim to none. If you can pull this off, more power to you. VERDICT: 1 girls
Sheer Disgustingness: I’m pretty sure there was a version of this in Bruno, except it involved a bungee cord and a rolling desk chair. However, on the hole (no pun intended) this sounds pretty awesome. VERDICT: 1 girl
FINAL TALLY: 5 girls/cups.
If this week’s OSA fails to win your girlfriends heart/results in a restraining order, you’re not alone. Invading Poland hasn’t worked out for some others either. Too soon?
Lori Buckby is a British model who just so happens loves to get naked in front of her webcam. She also is a regular presenter on the TV channel Babestation. We’ve never heard of the channel but will definitely be checking it out now.
But our dear Lori has been a little greedy for the past few years. Even though she can make upward of 4,000 Pounds a month modeling, she still felt the need to line her bra with a few more dollars. Unfortunately those dollars were coming from the Department for Work and Pensions. In 2005 Lori claimed that she was taking care of her father who had suffered a stroke. In 2005 that was true. But Lori failed to inform them that she had moved away and continued to claim the monthly stipend.
Tsk, Tsk. Lori has been ordered to pay back the money. On a side note, is anyone else out there worried about this father? Should we call someone…send someone over, maybe?
We’re in one of those moods where all we can think of is latex. The tight hold it has on a body, tracing hands over the rise of breasts, rubbing a clit through the second skin, feeling so close to someone else’s skin but being so far away. There is little else that comes close to encasing a woman’s body like latex does.
We have been slacking in posting new fetish models like Violet Erotica or Bianca Beauchamp – two of our absolute favorites. We decided what this Friday afternoon needed was a little latex, a little fetish. And good god, did we find it. Here is Mosh, the fact that she is Russian makes this whole post that much more enjoyable.
Her look of doe-eyes, cupid’s bow lips and pale, untouched skin seem in direct opposition to her fetish model job where many of the women are heavily tatted and pierced (which we love too). There is something that feels wrong about lusting over this angelic creature. But that’s ok, we’re used to feeling wrong and a little uncomfortable.
You never really know Canadians do you? Underneath those ‘coon skin caps and hockey jerseys lurks some of the most downright depraved individuals. Or in one case, underneath a judge’s robe lurks a BDSM loving, picture snapping woman of the judicial court.
Lori Douglas, an associate chief justice of the Manitoba Court of Queen’s Bench (try to fit that on your business card), has had a formal complaint filed against her by computer specialist, Alexander Chapman. And naked photos of the judge engaged in sex and BDSM that somehow made their way to a porn site, are just part of the complaint.
Back in 2003, Jack King (Lori’s husband) was representing Alexander in a divorce. Alexander alleges that Jack continuously showed him pictures of Lori in various sex acts (performing oral sex, having fun with sex toys and various forms of bondage) and tried to persuade Alexander to have sex with her. Now that’s a husband who worries about his wife’s happiness.
Alexander declined with the old, “I’m really busy with work right now.” Unfortunately that wasn’t enough for Jack who was bound (ehem) and determined to get his wife laid. Alexander finally complained to Jack’s managing partners. Jack soon left the firm and Alexander was given $25, 000 in return of a confidentiality agreement and the promise to destroy all pictures and emails.
Jack maintains that his wife had no knowledge of the pictures on the porn site or the attempted recruitment of another dude to fuck her.
For now, Lori has stepped down from her judicial duties. We should also mention she was only appointed as a judge in 2005. We’re not sure what her bedroom duties have to do with her judicial ones, but of course if it concerns sex, a big fucking deal will have to be made of it.
Let’s take this opportunity to enjoy a little courtroom porn of our own.
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